As much I want to write a review for SkyFall but well.. Lets waste sometime to a film that its such a waste of time. hehe
The only thing I love in this film, yeah, bonding time with Dad. hehe Eh gusto daw niya makapanood ng sine, edi eto na. Yung the mistress pwede ko na pagbigyan due to acting.. Kung baga, hmmm kahit di naman sulit, di naman sayang ang time. Sige magreview naman ako ng film na pinoy, na medyo di masyado maganda.
But for this one? Oh please..
If there is a refund policy in cinemas, eto, hihingi ako! hehe
Anyway, ok as the story is simple. Rafa (Anne Curtis) got suprised na maeengage siya with Anton (Derek Ramsey) after 2 months in a relationship. Anton is well, kala mo is the ideal dude eh yun lang, may Sam (Andi Eigenmann) on the side. Side bet. hehe Well, Rafa due to the overwhelming response daw sa ginawa ng fiance eh nagbackout ng wedding. She went away, then siyempre nasaktan naman si pareng Anton, kaya ayun, veteran move si Sam at naging well that's the secret affair.
Rafa got back and decided to give the relationship another chance with Anton. But may pagkaobsessed si Sam, wanting Anton to leave Rafa for her. Anton doesn't want to, then after some revelations at kaunting spy by Rafa eh nalaman na din ang affair ni Anton kay Sam.
Then yeah, the bickering, fighting, slapping, cursing, tapunan ng shampoo at yun pangtanggal ng kati, I forgot ano pangalan ng lotion na yun.. hehe Realizing, blaming, basagan, balikan tapos sa huli.. There, wala din napala ang couple, Anton and Rafa gave up. Then Sam, realized she shouldn't "love" daw si Anton because bawal nga.. Ayun, they drove away into bliss. Nice cars by the way.
We went home ni Dad. hehe
Ah geez, all those things I said were enough proof that the story was bad. By the way, give credit to the special participation of Nina, na after singing eh one liner lang. Tapos Tim Yap, well, talagang party master ha, at yeah, chismoso, good cameo este participation pala. hehe Ah how about Jaycee Parker! Mas ok pa yun ginawa niya sa Asiong kahit sandali lang siya, kaysa dito. Anak ng tinapa, yun famous line Jacklyn Jose dun pala.. I really laughed at that scene. hehe
Its really what can I say, a great marketing movie to sell.. Wow.. Ah there were a lot of holes, or even yes, acting flaws. Ika nga ni Dad, pangsosyal yun movie. Paano ba naman, parang walang mahirap sa buhay nila, sobrang yaman ng lahat ng characters. At yun nga, english halos ang dialogue, isama mo pa si Andi Jose este Andi Eigenmann. hehe Well, I hope she improves her english skills, sayang.. Face, angles and yeah, I like her than Anne in terms of physical prowess. hehe Pero sad to say, eto yun tipong kailangan may dala kang scotch tape pagkasama mo siya. Magtagalog na lang siya at mas mabuti pa sa kanya. I like her character though, but its just shallow.
Well, siyempre don't forget Anne na yeah, kahit mas gusto ko yun figure niya dati na medyo mataba, kaso sa pilates and yoga, sobra naman payat. Pero maganda pa din siya. No doubt about that. Ah yeah, kung nagenglish siya, sana Aussie slang na di ba. Parang nawala na ata yun accent niya. Her acting well, I don't know. It's more of a confused one, confused na character niya, lalo na si Anne. Derek well, like Anne, brit accent na lang sana din, maybe he lost that na din. Sayang yun character niya, but it's not fit for him. Geez, ah.. Give credit to them for being looked nice on screen. Yun lang siguro. Ah so I forgot, I read over some reports na hirap si Andi with this movie. I don't think so, she didn't even show some skin, so I don't know yun kinaiyak niya dito. hehe
Ok, other than giving them credit in some parts, I hope they fixed the..
Casting, since nandiyan naman si Jacklyn Jose, aba sana sila na lang ni Andi ang mag ina tapos yun role ni Andi yun kay Anne, I think medyo ok yun film nun. Anne yeah is the bad girl, kaso ayaw niya ata kahit ganun ata role niya sa No Other Women which I don't have plans to watch it. Derek, hmmmm well, since R13, no choice, more acting and timing sa sad scenes, for the love scenes, hanggang dun lang. hehe Sana naman di sa construction site ang well.. hehe Mayaman naman sila, di kaya sa hotel or well condo.
The film, if they really want na maganda, aba eh todo na ang murahan or sampalan and yes, love scenes. Viva is known before na alam na! R18. hehe Childhood days.. Kung si Quark or Erik Matti to, malamang maraming action mangyayari sa tatlong to! hehe At yes, dapat aarte naman sila kahit sexy ang flick. But since well you cannot do that sa pampered and protected stars ng film, the rating and with that love triangle concept, they don't care for art or anything will change the view of a simple movie goer. Mabuti pa yun mga veteran supporting cast ng film, dun pa ko natuwa eh. Sinusulit ang screen time. hehe Indie na lang talaga ang hope when it comes to great pinoy flicks. Hay..
I'll give credit sa cinematography because of the good close up shots. Except for the slow motion scenes which I don't think needed.
I can't imagine this flick earned enough that Anne, Derek, and Andi can buy their own cooper, mercedes, and better than mazda 6. Ganun talaga ang tao, madala sa star studded cast, hysterical scenes and don't forget, the lines that I can't forget because I laughed. hehe
Damn, after makita ko yun trailer nung nandito si Igz, I cannot believe I'll watch this..
Sa sobrang bad trip ko ata, di ko akalain mahaba sinulat ko dito. It wasted my time. hahahaha
I thought Dad want also to watch suddenly it's magic ba yun.. Ah may taste si Dad, ayaw niya ng ganun. hehe
Mabuti naman.
Tiktik kaya?
Ah pinoy film of the year? Bias ako eh, Ang Nawawala. =)
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